The Legacy Defined Award goes to the basketball teams for pulling Bona’s out of the basketball dark ages and making us party like it’s 1970.
The Ready, Set, No Award goes to CAB for selling out the Rathskeller and welcoming the prospective class of 2023.
The Breaking Merton’s Heart Award goes to rich business alumni for building a school that ‘ruins’ nature you could walk another 20 steps to see.
The Not-So-Easy Mac Award goes to the Devereux Hall fire starters for justifying all of those convenient, early morning fire drills.
The Oregon Trail Award goes to Covered Wagon Tours for having a bus break down on the way to Atlantic City. At least no one got dysentery.
The Styrofoam Cup Award goes to the Hickey Dining Hall for having almost as many missing cups as the OP.
The Kindle Touch-y Subject Award goes to admissions for swapping out a $10 T-shirt for a brand-new e-reader for prospective students. They don’t even go here.
The Not-so-Meme-orable Award goes to BonaMemes for being funny for an entire day before they offended everyone on Facebook.
