What’s the secret to spring breaking like a Bonnie? Crashing at your grandma’s condo in Florida because Bonaventure’s vacation occurs about a month before the rest of the college world starts thinking about spring break season. Although we might not have the type of wild break you see on MTV, we can rest assured knowing we won’t come back sun-burned because Nana has plenty of her SPF-120 to go around.
For those of you Bonnies hanging back in this polar vortex we call winter in Western New York, that beachy glow can still be achieved. I’m almost positive that Total Tan has a student package, and no one will ever be able to tell the difference. Avoid the self-applied instant tanner because returning from break resembling Tony the Tiger isn’t cute. Oh, and the orange handprint on the back of your knee? It is not as subtle as you think.
If you’re having trouble figuring out a way to pass the time, online shopping is always an option. True Bonnies graduate college with online shopping as a featured skill on their résumés. Set your mind on the warm weather, and buy those overpriced, barely there, studded shorts. Just don’t overdo it on the leftover Valentine’s chocolate if you want to fit into the new fraction of a pair of pants you just ordered
Xoxo,
Your Queen Bonnie
